Burnaby Division CSI Unit
Date: October 3, 2005.
of Missing Person: Scruffster Skunk.
Last known whereabouts: Lougheed Mall. Automobile found at Trans Canada Trail Kiosk by Kask Bros. Some damage to automobile. Valuables scattered nearby along the Barnet Highway. Robbery ruled out. Abduction probable.
Timeline: August 21, 2005
Skunk seen leaving home in North Burnaby.
Female Greeter at Walmart insists that a skunk matching Scruffster's
lifted his tail at her. Credit card records show that Mr. Skunk
a music CD at the store: Phyllis Diller Sings Selections from South
Abandoned automobile found 24 hours later.